Awkward and Embarrassing Moments

Subject: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:12 pm

Post them here, can cause some good laughs.

Ok, I will start tonight I was hanging out with a group of friends and a girls house. Then while everyone was leaving the girl whos house I was at motions to give me a hug, but me being the dumb person I am, gave her a high five and walked out the door hearing her say "Thanks for the hug."

Now most embarrassing moment, this will probably cause some ewwws. I was in second grade taking a spelling test. Then I had a strange feeling in my stomach, and the back of my throat, and stuff started comming back up. So I began to run to the bathroom, but by then my mouth was already full, my mouth soon forked so vomit went on some kids book (which I had to pay for), and some girl's head. But oh no, the story doesn't end there, I ran to the bathroom *(sidestory: that year I didn't use the school bathrooms once.), so running to the bathrooms, I didn't know which one was boys, and the other girls, so I run into a bathroom and all the lights are off. I hear a voice in my head "This doesn't seem right" which then I proceeded to barf all over the floor, then run into the other bathroom, where I hid for 30 minutes because I was so embarrassed. The girl went home to *wash off*, and has not talked to me since.

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1 time I had a baseball game and (i am one of those palyers that every1 expects me to be the hero of the game cause i am good) so i go out to pitch and i started pitching and when i threw it it went like a mile in the air and didnt go kno where the next pitch i farted in my windup
i was so embrarras that i ran full speed to the car after the game

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Meeting you guys was the worst moment of my life.

Wait awkward and embarrassing moments? Oh...uh...

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Ur puke story reminds me of a time when i was in kindergarten. We were eating lunch, and i bit out a big chunk of the core of my apple. It didn't feel right going down, so it came back up. I puked all over the leg of the kid next to me. His face was classic, and i got to go home early despite feeling perfectly fine after doing it. I honestly don't remember how i felt about it other than that, but i was probably pretty embarassed at first.

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your puke story reminds me of the time in 1st grade. a girls sat in front of me, and i puked all over her hair. it took her 3 days to get the disgusting odor out of her hair. Smile

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N12 wrote:: It took her 3 days to get the disgusting odor out of her hair.

That's romantic, I bet she had a crush on you after that.....

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Noise wrote:

N12 wrote:: It took her 3 days to get the disgusting odor out of her hair.

That's romantic, I bet she had a crush on you after that.....

she did actually. i really dont know why.

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My guess.... she didn't have enough of you the first time and wanted more

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she got more alright...i puked in her hair again the following year

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this wasnt me who did it but this keid in my class jizzes in his pants during a movie it was like in 3rd grade and his saying that he said we classic "Teacher, I think I wetted my pants"
like ina lil kid voice if was funny (funnier if u would have been ther to see) and the nex day he puked on his shirt
and then the next year i think he poo his pants
he doenst have a good rep in are shcool
and this year one of my friends was joking around and told him "Hey i dare you to go tickle taht girls chest if u know what i am talking about (girl in are class)" his reply was "Okay" so he did actually did it and she screeched but didn't get mad at him and my friends didn't even kno he would do it
it was wierd but wierdly funny lol!

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:20 pm

Today, I was sitting in a park waiting for my friend to finish dinner when these kids across the street start yelling at me saying "Hey kid are you a girl?" because I have beautiful shoulder length wavy blonde sexy hair. So I proceed to turn around, completely flushed, and said "I'm growing my hair out for Lockes of Love because my mom died of cancer 2 years ago." I got up, ran to my bike, and shot off into the distance.

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D1 wrote:: Today, I was sitting in a park waiting for my friend to finish dinner when these kids across the street start yelling at me saying "Hey kid are you a girl?" because I have beautiful shoulder length wavy blonde sexy hair. So I proceed to turn around, completely flushed, and said "I'm growing my hair out for Lockes of Love because my mom died of cancer 2 years ago." I got up, ran to my bike, and shot off into the distance.

lololol

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:50 pm

I remember during Freshman year of high school, a really fat kid had diarrhea during a school lockdown. It was second period and the teacher didn't let him go to the bathroom. So, the kid just sat there, waiting for the, apparently one hour, lockdown to end. During that, he decided to fart....and liquid poo exploded (I'm not lying) from his pants. The teacher, about to puke, decided to let him go. Poop was dripping down his shorts and legs. While, he was walking, and crying, crap was just sliding down his legs. I swear I nearly died in that room.

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tacos wrote:: I remember during Freshman year of high school, a really fat kid had diarrhea during a school lockdown. It was second period and the teacher didn't let him go to the bathroom. So, the kid just sat there, waiting for the, apparently one hour, lockdown to end. During that, he decided to fart....and liquid poo exploded (I'm not lying) from his pants. The teacher, about to puke, decided to let him go. Poop was dripping down his shorts and legs. While, he was walking, and crying, crap was just sliding down his legs. I swear I nearly died in that room.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

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from the smell or from the laughter?

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alright well...i might as well get this out of my chest. Well back in the good rep com days, about 2.5 years ago, there was a clan called the "Elite Clan". I became an elite and eventually got promoted to ARC. So my code name was Arc Alpha N12. Anyways, a new member came along, called Priss. Now she claimed herself as a girl and that she had a brother that belonged to -]RC[- at the time. She began to flirt with me over the next few months, so i did what my instincts told me to, flirt back. Anyways, it was a lovely night and we were on the JASA 32 man server. It was set to the map garden. There is a glitch in the map where ur like at the edge of the map on this pole on the 2nd floor. Priss and I went to that glitch. We stared at the sky, and she told me that she was a guy and that he is bi. Yep...i basically just took a break from rep com for about 2 months after that stunt.

AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!!! I WIN!

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:29 pm

And that is why Rep Com is not a dating site, or you could run into some 30+ man aka DCLS. Lawl, that's the first ever Rep Com date I have ever heard of. LOL Razz

Hmmm now I need remember a good story, one day I was talking to my teacher, who is morbidly obease, while he was eating a sandwich. Quickly, there is sauce on his face, I said "there is some mayonaise on your chin" he wipes his chin, but misses the food on his face, then out of no where, I say "no, your other chin."

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 pm

Nike wrote:: And that is why Rep Com is not a dating site, or you could run into some 30+ man aka DCLS.

OR SOME PERVERT NAMED MAJIKME!!!!!

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:04 pm

Eagle wrote:: from the smell or from the laughter?

Both, actually. I was gagging and crying at the same time.

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lol if i were u and if another kid was lauging to hard and shizzed is own pants i wouldve laugh until the last day of school Laughing

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:32 pm

N12 wrote:: alright well...i might as well get this out of my chest. Well back in the good rep com days, about 2.5 years ago, there was a clan called the "Elite Clan". I became an elite and eventually got promoted to ARC. So my code name was Arc Alpha N12. Anyways, a new member came along, called Priss. Now she claimed herself as a girl and that she had a brother that belonged to -]RC[- at the time. She began to flirt with me over the next few months, so i did what my instincts told me to, flirt back. Anyways, it was a lovely night and we were on the JASA 32 man server. It was set to the map garden. There is a glitch in the map where ur like at the edge of the map on this pole on the 2nd floor. Priss and I went to that glitch. We stared at the sky, and she told me that she was a guy and that he is bi. Yep...i basically just took a break from rep com for about 2 months after that stunt.

AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!!! I WIN!

I love how you came and asked me if it was "okay".

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:15 am

Yesterday in health class (summer school) we began learning about the human reproductive organs. He decided to have us get all of the words off our chest so we started to say words to each other like penis and vagina. Me being me, I didn't pay attention and hadn't realized anyone had stopped saying the words, and all eyes on me, I was screaming "dick, cock, vagina, balls, penis". I take one look around at everyone, and backhand myself in the face and put my head down and everyone starts laughing. Awkward and embarrassing, yet people that I was trying to be funny and I went with it.

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IN THIRD GRADE I FARTED IN CLASS
and LoL Dice

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Wes wrote:

N12 wrote:: alright well...i might as well get this out of my chest. Well back in the good rep com days, about 2.5 years ago, there was a clan called the "Elite Clan". I became an elite and eventually got promoted to ARC. So my code name was Arc Alpha N12. Anyways, a new member came along, called Priss. Now she claimed herself as a girl and that she had a brother that belonged to -]RC[- at the time. She began to flirt with me over the next few months, so i did what my instincts told me to, flirt back. Anyways, it was a lovely night and we were on the JASA 32 man server. It was set to the map garden. There is a glitch in the map where ur like at the edge of the map on this pole on the 2nd floor. Priss and I went to that glitch. We stared at the sky, and she told me that she was a guy and that he is bi. Yep...i basically just took a break from rep com for about 2 months after that stunt.

AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!!! I WIN!

I love how you came and asked me if it was "okay".

my bad...

Subject: Re: Awkward and Embarrassing Moments Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:16 pm

Today, while working at Subway, a man walked in and ordered 6 different footlongs. He decided he wanted all different kinds of bread, all kinds of sauces and toppings on his sandwiches. When it came time to pay, I brought him over to the register. After telling him the price of the footlongs (about 35 bucks), he opened his wallet, stood there for a second, then swiftly walked out of the door.