Best comments to a noob

Subject: Best comments to a noob Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:34 pm

Post the funniest line that you have ever told someone in game.

I will start. It was to some kid in a religious clan {4god} and he was noobing alot so I told him "god doesn't want you to noob." and he left the server.

It is not the best I have said to a noob but I will hopefully remember better ones. Very Happy

Council Posts : 956 Join date : 2009-04-19 Location : NC

"Way to be a Nike"

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:30 pm

I get this all the time when im noobing...and sometimes when im not "Fuck you Wes.".

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:42 pm

"Your mother called, it was for me."

Actually, that's just an awesome phrase.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:32 pm

I see really disturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:39 pm

Noob: Owned
Sharp: Noobed
Noob: No
Sharp: Yes
Noob: At least i don't nade spam
Sharp: \_/ = The care cup is empty

Council Posts : 605 Join date : 2009-04-24

Fury wrote:: I see really dosturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..

Seriously? Haha, I need to show you Porsche girl sometime...

Council Posts : 93 Join date : 2009-04-22 Age : 32

weapon wrote:

Fury wrote:: I see really dosturbing ones in game, such as "stupid noob! I'll hang you by your ass hairs!". I threw up..

Seriously? Haha, I need to show you Porsche girl sometime...

Silly weapon, that only brings laughter!

Member Posts : 425 Join date : 2009-04-19

EVERYONE, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY....

testicles.

that will be all.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:37 am

AJ wrote:: "Way to be a Nike"

IH8CHU

LOL some kid told me "go have sex with a hutt" that's the random insult I have heard. LOL.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:22 pm

Well, I've had my mad moments. The most recent one was on garrison one day and it went something like this: "You son of a bitch, I will rape your fucking children, come here!"

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:22 pm

Happend today, 4 kills away from and RTG..

Fury:omg, you Fucking noob, go uninstall SWRC
noob:Fag
Fury: Talking to me?
Fury: Not anymore
Fury: Were done talking.

And others I like to say...

*Gets noobed*

Fury: omg fag
noob: ur mom
Fury: Shes dead
Noob: OH SHIT IM SOOO SORRY
Fury: Now leave me hear to cry..go..
*Noob leaves*
Fury: Dumb shit

*gets noobed*

Fury: I didnt know my bitch ran away
Noob: What?
Fury: Wheres your leash?
Noob: huh
Fury: Go back inside the crate
Noob: ur gay
Fury: Shhh, I didnt give my bitch premission to speak, now shush

I dont usually act like this, but when I'm on a role, I get mad
bom

Member Posts : 425 Join date : 2009-04-19

lawl those are too cliche. and no one falls for the "your moms dead" anymore. last time i did that one, i got a "good" out of him. needless to say, the whole server called him an asshole.

and my mom is dead Sad

Council Posts : 956 Join date : 2009-04-19 Location : NC

Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 31

AJ wrote:: Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

LOL wow.

Member Posts : 425 Join date : 2009-04-19

my point exactly.

Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-05-19

Outlaw wrote:

AJ wrote:: Good. Now I won't have to punish her vagina for having you. God did it for me.

LOL wow.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:11 pm

Noise apply for us.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:13 pm

Nike wrote:: Noise apply for us.

Member Posts : 425 Join date : 2009-04-19

hes in reign you dumbasses.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:09 pm

Nike wrote:: Noise apply for us.

rofl. idiot. "HE'S NOT USING HE DIPSTICK JIMMIE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5ms9PJDNY

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:22 pm

Eagle wrote:: hes in reign you dumbasses.

Yea but he can leave reign Eagle. Razz

And he should, because our cookies are better.

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:55 pm

Oh gawd i need some cookies.

Posts : 136 Join date : 2009-07-05

Think with ur dipstick Nike lol i love tat commercial jk

Subject: Re: Best comments to a noob Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:01 pm

Naded™ wrote:: Think with ur dipstick Nike lol i love tat commercial jk i <3 u nike

I posted that not nike. Neutral