Would you rather?

Council Posts : 742 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 30

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head?

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather
suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or
be imprisoned?

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit?

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat?

Council Posts : 742 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 30

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Subject: Re: Would you rather? Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:04 pm

I would rather say your nuts and move on. Razz

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:20 pm

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Read people's minds.

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:10 am

Fly..

Would you rather see through peoples clothes whenever YOU want..or read minds.

Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 31

Fury wrote:: Fly..

Would you rather see through peoples clothes whenever YOU want..or read minds.

xray vision , or either become invisible to sneak into girl related things.

Posts : 144 Join date : 2009-05-31 Age : 30

Would you rather SMD or Overs?

Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 31

007 wrote:: Would you rather SMD or Overs?

Well im not sure how big your dick is 007, but Over's dick stretches from a-z on a keyboard is what he told me.

Posts : 144 Join date : 2009-05-31 Age : 30

I go from tab to num lock :O

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:15 am

Outlaw / N12 wrote:

007 wrote:: Would you rather SMD or Overs?

Well im not sure how big your dick is 007, but Over's dick stretches from a-z on a keyboard is what he told me.

Your wrong.
His stretches from a-z on a blackberry's keyboard.
(JK)

Posts : 19 Join date : 2009-05-19

007 wrote:: I go from tab to num lock :O

Would you rather? 514EDC279TL._SL500_AA280_

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:10 pm

LOL
Owned.

Council Posts : 742 Join date : 2009-04-19 Age : 30

SanityCore wrote:: Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Council Posts : 956 Join date : 2009-04-19 Location : NC

15 nails hammered into tongue.

Would you rather have me as your father or
Would you rather have me as you den mother.

Member Posts : 425 Join date : 2009-04-19

id rather have you have gud grammer lawl

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:57 pm

God, this bring out the darkest sides of all of us... affraid

Subject: Re: Would you rather? Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:01 pm

Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head?

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather
suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or
be imprisoned?

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit?

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat?

Member Posts : 597 Join date : 2009-04-20 Age : 31

Noise wrote:

007 wrote:: I go from tab to num lock :O

LOL pwned rofl

Council Posts : 605 Join date : 2009-04-24

Noise wrote:

007 wrote:: I go from tab to num lock :O

O lawd.... well played.